Girl: Could you paint Michael Myers from Halloween on my left cheek?
Me: Um, no - but I could do a rainbow with clouds. Or hearts?
Girl: What about Freddie Kruger, could you make me look like him?
Me: Nope. What about some balloons?
Girl: No, but could you paint a bleeding skull with a knife in the head?
Me: A unicorn?
Me: (whispering) with a little blood on the horn.