Erica: Would you like to do a Gift Guide Column?
Me: Totally! Could it be weird? Could I write about gifts to buy for people who collect waterproof shower art? Or the best presents to give people who enjoy taxidermied animals in strange poses? Housewarming gifts for people who hate their neighbors?
Erica: Or you could just do Gift Guides?
Erica: Fine, but they have to be mostly handmade.
Gift Guide #1: Garden Gifts For Boozehounds.