"Uh, yeah honey I'm just gonna sit right down next to you, watch the game on my TV hat and cuddle while you watch Army Wives. Look, I even made you your own bowl of popcorn so you don't have to use mine."
I'm married to the man I fell in love with in high school. He claims I amuse him daily, I claim I drove him crazy long ago. We both agree that we still love each other even though our asses look nothing like they did in 1989. We managed to produce two incredible kids that amaze, enthrall and exhaust us.
The Mom O Matic blog has been overdisclosing (on and off) since 2006.
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