Married Fantasies

Husband: I think we should play dress up.

Me: How so?

Husband: Like, with costumes. You know...

Me: Oooh. Like you could dress up in a Merry Maid outfit and clean the house? Oh God, let's do it.

Husband: That's not quite what I was thinking...

Me: Could you dress up like the guys from the lawn service? Maybe weed the garden and mow the lawn. Then I'll bring you lemonade. Oh baby.

Husband: Yeah..and...

Me: And then you would drink it and go clean out the gutters. Swoon.

Husband: I think you are missing the point of this exercise. I was thinking more along the lines of you in a nurse outfit.

Me: (Wide eyes) Really?

Husband: You're totally fucking with me aren't you.

Me: Not yet, but I will just as soon as you go put your old football pants on...

4 comments:

Andie Reid said...

Ahh, yes! Nothing like a little chore-play to get things goin'!

Lotta said...

You know it! Noth'n hotter than your guy working on the house.

Anonymous said...

I am still waiting for you to wear the nurse's outfit. (cough cough) - Husband.

Cali said...

*snort* that's some funny shit right there!!