So later that same day I'm hanging with husband on the couch and I remember I have these drops in my purse. So I grab them, put a generous squirt in my right eye and CHRIST ON A CRACKER IT BURNS! It burns! I'm yelling "Ooow, oh my God, Oh my God, who would do this to themselves on PURPOSE!" and clutching my burning eye while thrashing on the sofa. Husband is freaked out and telling me to stick my eyeball under the faucet. "Do it, stick it under the faucet, do it!"
Then the feeling just..poof...went away. My eye was fine. Refreshed and quite nice feeling actually.
So I put a squeeze in my other eye.
Yes, I'm that smart. More thrashing, yelling and then fine again. When it's over husband looks at me levelly and asks in his ever calm voice asks, "You squirted that in your other eye so you would be even didn't you?" I nod. He sighs. I hand over the eye drops.
Which wasn't really fair because I was going to offer to do him next.