Your The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Last night, I looked at husband wearing his free beer tee shirt, flannel pajama pants, black socks and leather sandals. And then he looked at me wearing my too tight yoga pants pulled up all the way under my armpits cause it makes me feel like my tummy is flatter that way and nothing but an old bra on top. And then we looked at our kids, one sleeping with their finger up their nose and one wearing inside out Star Wars underpants so they could get another day out of them.

We locked eyes and I held up my finger to my mouth and said...shhhhhh. Walked over to the kitchen's ipod speaker/player thing and put this song on. That's right. I love you just the same baby. Now shuffle those sandals over here and let's dance until the elastic on my pants snaps.

10 comments:

Tonya said...

OMG! I laughed so hard at the "yoga pants pulled all the way up to my armpits"!!! So true, sister, so true!

Miss Jess said...

How romantical.

areyoukiddingme said...

Is that NOT how you're supposed to wear yoga pants?

You two were made for each other...

Gwen said...

And they say love can't last. Haters.

Mom O Matic said...

Tonya - There is a reason our moms wore high-waisted knickers.

Miss Jess - This might be my favorite kind of romance. Spontaneous, goofy and loving.

Areyou - Glad I'm not the only that has to roll down her yoga pants waistband to scratch her armpit.

Gwen - :)

toywithme said...

In a weird creepy way I find this very romantic :)

Mom O Matic said...

toywithme - Totally romantic. If you're a black socks and leather sandals kind of girl. And as it turns out I am. :)

JC Little said...

Hahahahahahaha! So your husband wears socks and sandals too, eh? Sweet...!

Mom O Matic said...

JC - It's hot baby. Not. You have heard this song by the Conchords no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Serene said...

OH, god, hilarious.