Conversations That Sound Worse Than They Really Are

Hold these balls please.
I know you're busy but I need you to hold the balls if you want to get this done tonight!
Ok now keep your finger on the balls while I hold the stem.
Stop, stop your fingers are on my stem, keep them on the balls!

Whoops, I forgot my stick - can you keep two fingers on the balls and then reach down to the floor and grab my stick.

But don't take your fingers off the balls!

 - Husband instructing me to help him apply the 2-part cherry portion of the Pac Man wall decals we bought for the playroom.


areyoukiddingme said...


Todd said...

It's your fault you thought I was talking about the cherry. Love Todd.