Pharmacist: Thank you mam. Can I help you with anything else?
Me: No, well yes actually. Did you know that while I was on hold, waiting to talk to a pharmacist, the music that was playing, the hold music, was I Want To Be Sedated by The Ramones?
Me: Get it? Cause I'm calling the pharmacy to get my medication and you're playing a song about wanting to be knocked unconscious with drugs. Kind of funny right? Ironic and hilarious no?
Pharmacist: (Pause) Mam, is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: (Hangs up)