Husband: What are you looking at?
Wife: Porn.
Husband: You are buying shit online again aren't you?
Wife: It counts as porn if it gets me hot.
Husband: A new throw pillow gets you hot?
Me: Smok'n.
Wife: What are you looking at?
Husband: Amazon.com
Wife: Since when does Amazon have nude threesomes?
Husband: Since you started buying throw pillows with abandon.
Wife: Carry on.
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Sweet tradeoff!
Are you like checking out www.youpillow.com?
And redpillow.com!
Porn pillows are THE BEST.
Successful relationships are all about the give and take, you know.
Gwen - It's true. They far out class the porn davenport.
Jenny - You said it sister.
You mean Amazon.com doesn't have nude threesomes? I thought they had everything.
Ha! The two of you seem to have quite the system going there. :) If he watches more porn...do you get a couch?
areyou - If they did more people would click "buy it now!"
Dot - Ha, I wish it worked that way!
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